Cocksuckers Are Getting Desperate Out There

Last night I went to an ABS in southwest Louisville, the kind with a combined theater and videobooth area. This place is always dark and dirty and a little creepy, and last night it was even moreso. There were about three 60-something guys hanging out in the hallways when I got there, and another guy, maybe 80, who looks exactly like Stan Lee, the creator of Spider-Man and Captain America and so on. It's $10 to get in the back, or I would have left right away -- nothing against old guys, and I've done old guys before, truly, but these guys were just old cocksuckers who had, from the looks of them, been standing in the same spot all day, maybe all week. But I had paid, so I stayed.

After a while a young white thuggish cutie came in. I tried to follow him but two of the old guys turned out to be surprisingly fast on their feet, jumping behind him and leaving me no room whatsoever to manuever. One of them went into a booth with the boy, and the other one pushed the door to the booth open before they had a chance to lock it. A little old-man catfight ensued, with slapping and shoving and pulling hair. The clerk had to get involved to sort it out. After the clerk threw one of the guys out of the store, the other one went back in and finished the kid off. I heard the kid ask for ten dollars afterwards, but I'm not sure if he got paid or not. Pro tip: if you're going to ask for money, you do it before you get sucked off, not after.

Meanwhile, I went into the theater and sucked off a different older guy -- probably late fifties, early sixties himself -- who had been humbly sitting in the far corner in the back waiting for his blowjob for, probably, days. His dick was already out when I arrived, and he looked up at me pleadingly. As soon as my mouth went down on it, he started shaking all over. Took him a little longer than that to cum, though.

That's cock 2 of 498 for 2013. Wish me luck!

Fellow Sluts (Male and Female): How Many Cocks Did You Suck in 2012? What Are Your Goals for 2013?

This time last year, I announced that my goal for 2012 was to suck 1000 different cocks -- regulars and repeats only counting one time each -- and that I was confident I'd make it. Ha! Unless I suck around 700 cocks in the next month, I'm doomed to miss my goals. While 312 (that's how many I sucked) may sound like a lot of cocks to you, for me it is a big disappointment. That's less than one new cock per day, on average (I don't actually suck cocks every day -- sometimes I suck none, sometimes I suck twelve). This is the first year I've ever tried to count every cock that I've sucked, but I'm sure that in past years I did better. But at least now I have a baseline.

I'm hoping to up my total to around 500 next year.

I'll be documenting them all here -- and actually counting them down, so I don't have to try to count them at the end of the year based on old posts and notes, which is what I just got finished doing, and it was a pain in the ass.

Last Cock of 2011 and My Goal for 2012 (1000 cocks!)

"Balding Trucker" is a fairly common type at this ABS.

I'm not 100% sure he was a trucker. He probably wasn't, actually, because he was wearing a Louisville Cardinals jacket (there had been a big ballgame that night), meaning he was a local. He looked like a trucker, though, so I'm going to call him that: big beer belly, masculine, slack, uninterested face, mustache. He had the kind of baldness that starts in the front and ends exactly on the top of the head, so that it looked like somebody had shaved his head while he was laying on his back, asleep, and they hadn't wanted to turn him over and wake him up.

He went into a booth with a gloryhole, but also left his door wide open. I leaned in and said, "Excuse me. Would you mind if I sucked your cock?" and he said, "Oh absolutely."

He was the kind of guy whose legs shake for a good two or three minutes before he cums. Those guys are working hard to climb the ladder of their orgasm, and I love them for taking the effort for me.

That was my last cock of 2011. I didn't start documenting until nearly the end of the year, so I can't give you a count for the whole year.

My goal for 2012 is to give at least 1000 blowjobs. That's an average of slightly less than 3/day. If you want to help me reach that goal, email me today and let me know when you are going to come visit my mouth in Louisville!