Trucker Tried to "Tip" Me

Since this stupid sinus thing has got me out of commission (it's more the medicine than the sinuses themselves, but you know how it is), I figure I might as well catch up from some old notes.

These notes are dated September 14, 2012. I remember all three of these guys fairly well.

The first one was a Mexican worker-type guy -- short, dirty hands and face, trim mustache. I tried to follow him in a gloryhole booth, but another queen beat me to it. After a while, I walked back by and noticed that the booth the queen had gone into was empty, but the Mexican guy's booth was still locked. Peeked through the hole only to discover that the queen had gone into the booth with him and was sucking his dick. Sigh. But then they noticed me, and the queen actually smiled. They don't usually do that. Competition and all. The Mexican guy, with the queen's encouragement, stuck his dick through the hole and I sucked him for a while. Then he went back to letting the queen suck it. I got bored with that, so I put my asshole up to the gloryhole, and sure enough, I eventually felt the Mexican guy's dick going in. He fucked me till he came, then the queen cleaned me up with a serious tongue-lashing.

The next guy was at a different ABS. I walked in and there was a handsome older black guy standing in the hall. He looked like the kind of guy who would enjoy a prissy chub so I prissed a little for him and made eye contact before going into a stall and leaving the door cracked. Sure enough, he followed me right in. I went down on my knees right away, pulled my shirt up over my head so I could palm my tits, and started sucking his very nice, very, very thick cock. I'd say 9 inches at least. After only about three seconds he pulled away and asked me "where do you want me to cum?" I ignored this question and said, "Fuck me." I propped myself against the wall and pointed my ass at him. He sounded like he was not sure about it at first, but finally he chuckled and said, "I'll stick it in and out a few times, okay." So he did. A very few times. Just, like, twice. Unfortunately, he pulled out just before cumming. He actually had the presence of mind to pull a paper towel from the dispenser on the wall, wrap his hand in it, then cum in his paper-towel-wrapped hand, all within a half-second of pulling out of my asspussy.

I say "older" because he was gray and had a grizzled beard. Other than that, you'd think he was maybe twenty, given the state of his skin and the liveliness in his face. I have a hard time placing the age of older black men, but taking into account the fact that I almost always guess low, I'm going to say he was in his mid-fifties.

The last guy was a cross-country trucker who had answered a Craigslist ad. I met him in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart. It was nothing special: pudgy guy, very smiley, small cock, I sucked him off and he came quickly. He tried to give me five dollars. Ha! I thought that was the funniest thing ever -- a). that he thought I wanted payment, and b). that he thought five dollars was the right price. I told him to hang onto it and tip the next sissy!

Two totally straight guys -- quick cummers

It's been a long time since I've posted, but I have been taking a lot of cock, and taking a lot of notes. Looking back on the notes, what's embarrassing to me (and also a little tittilating) is how many guys I've gotten off that I completely forgot about afterwards. Some of them I can vaguely remember after I see the note, but I never would have remembered without it. Some of them, even with the note, I have no idea what happened or what I was talking about. Usually this was when I was in a frenzy, getting lots of cock, and they all just blur into one in my memory. In the past month alone, I've gotten 39 loads to shoot from about 36 men, according to my notes -- more men than most bitches -- even most slutty bitches! -- have sex with in a whole year. I wouldn't even know this fact if I hadn't been jotting down notes after every load I inspire -- (as long as they cum because of having their dick in my mouth or my ass, I count it, even if they don't give me the load) -- otherwise, I'd probably think I get about half the amount of cock that I actually get.

I'll try my best to remember every cock that I've written down in my notes, and tell you what happened, but in some cases I'll just have to copy the note that I made immediately after getting the guy off, and let that be that, because I have no idea what I was talking about when I wrote that note.

You should also be aware that if I suck a guy, or if he fucks me, and he doesn't cum, I don't count that as "having sex," so it doesn't go into my notes. If you are looking to account for how much of a slut I am, you can add another 30% to my sex totals if you count guys who don't cum as having had sex with me.

So, getting on with it.

Most of my notes are undated. I'm going to try to fix that going forward. I have made little marks between days, so I know which guys fell together on a particular day. I will try to go through day by day and catch up on all my cocks. Expect a lot of blogging until I catch up! There were a lot of really hot guys and really hot things that happened. This much I remember!

So here are my notes for the first day since my last post:

-- Tubby skinhead took forever to pick movie but came quickly.

I remember waiting and waiting and waiting at the gloryhole for this guy. It was one of those situations where you're not sure if he's actually cruising. He kept changing the movie and grabbing his crotch, but he didn't take his cock out until right before he let me suck it. I had almost given up on him. The only thing that kept me there was that he only stopped at the straight movies, and skipped over the gay ones quickly. Also, he would look down at the hole from time to time to make sure I was still watching. Finally, he stuck it through and I sucked it and it came almost as soon as my mouth got on it. That's what I remember, and I probably only remember all of that because I emphasized the long wait in the note that I made right afterwards. I don't really remember what he looked like, I don't remember his cock. I just know that I sucked it and that he had a sweet load that I loved eating.

-- Scruffy black haired guy played with my tits and came very quickly.

I remember this guy a little bit more. He was a skinny trucker-type (which is opposed to the much more common fat trucker-type): black hair, uncombed under a nylon baseball cap, red plaid shirt, hadn't shaved, or probably had a shower, in a while. I went into the stall with him and dropped to my knees and took his cock in my mouth, but it didn't get hard right away. One of the more shameful things that I like to do with a man who is obviously "really" straight is hike my shirt up over my head and play with my big fat man-boobs. If I pull them tight together into my hands they look a lot like a girl's tits. There are certain guys who really, really, really get off on this -- and this guy turned out to be one of them. He immediately got hard as soon as I started playing with my tits. He didn't grab them the way some guys do, but he did put his hand down, like it was by accident, and let his pinky brush my nipple. At the same time he did that, he also sharply breathed in and came. As you might expect, I liked it.

I should mention that I'm not a transexual or a CD or anything, but I can act a little effeminate if that's what it takes to get a man excited, and do especially love it when my tits get a man off. It "proves" that he's thinking of women while using me, and I've always liked that idea, that I'm just a replacement for what he really wants, that he just happens to be horny enough to be willing to use me.

Fucked up? Probably. Whatever. It gets you hard reading about this. Don't lie.